psychiatrist-cannibal by day
pop-star singing sensation by night
I laughed more than I should have at this.
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what’s the point of thigh gaps anyways am i supposed to put my dick through it or something
this made me feel a lot better actually
My fiance didn’t know what a thigh gap was, I explained it to him, he automatically thought it was unnatural and unattractive.
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Reblog if HE was your first Doctor:
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“The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. She went to Africa with Ernest Hemingway and to India with Rudyard Kipling. She travelled all over the world while sitting in her little room in an English village.” - Roald Dahl, Matilda
Who would let a small child read Heart of Darkness? Or Hemingway??? Why wasn’t she more obsessed with death and sadness?
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i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human…
this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence
What if Ron Weasley could have been the greatest wizard of our generation but he was so discouraged on the train ride to Hogwarts that he didn’t try?
pettigrew robbed the world of so many great things.
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